2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

you should get your cat a flea collar don't want em getting worms

[imaginist]

It's not my cat, Zelizer. It ran in here and now it won't leave.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

isn't that just
how ppl get cats

[imaginist]

Do you adopt every wild creature who invades your space?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are you saying you're afraid of the cat

[beautyfull]

u can't terminate a baby just bc it makes u a lil sneezy knock

[imaginist]

It's getting hair all over my furniture.

[beautyfull]

one of your drawers is just like fifteen rows of perfectly arranged lint rollers is it not you'll be fine.

[imaginist]

This is not how I planned to spend my evening.

[rainbowfish]

I know for a fact he owns a really good air purifier.

[unperceive]

Dude WTF

[imaginist]

We're down to 25 minutes now.

[unperceive]

So torn because I do want to save the cat but I'm also wildly curious to know if you'd actually merc a baby animal

[stophit]

dude. i'm not killing a cat

[imaginist]

I want this "baby animal" out of here by any means necessary.

[rainbowfish]

I have questions about the cat.

[imaginist]

I have questions about the cat. You should interrogate it.

[rainbowfish]

Cats are really uncooperative. Does it have a name?

[imaginist]

It doesn't have a collar. [...] Oh God, it might be a stray. It might literally have fleas.

[rafflesian]

won't terminate the cat yourself?

[imaginist]

I imagined that Security would be more efficient. Clearly, I was wrong.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

we got a lot on our plates rn there's cool clouds in the sky n shit

[rafflesian]

of course not. they still have hearts.

[imaginist]

Explorers kill animals all the time, and suddenly I'm the psychopath.

[stophit]

dude's fr a psychopath. none of us would hurt a lil cat