2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[beautyfull]

buuut what did u really have goin on instead
is the cat cute

[imaginist]

None of your business.

I see only pure malice in its eyes.

[beautyfull]

that's just called a reflection i think

[imaginist]

It's sitting on my bed, staring at me unblinking.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

have u tried blinking first

[beautyfull]

no don't do this it's a sign of weakness

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

the cat is already in control here why not lean in

[beautyfull]

i think it's probs still susceptible to bribery by tuna can and i wouldn't want him to lose that upper hand

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what's the plan post bribery like. it'll prob keep coming back as long as it's inconvenient

[beautyfull]

i think he'll probably develop an anticat forcefield by the morning so it'll be ok

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what abt when the cat adapts to that

[beautyfull]

he'll just have to move out

[imaginist]

I don't trust it not to lunge and attack the second I show weakness.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

is this like a giant rifted up cat or smth or

[imaginist]

Do you suppose I could get an Explorer to deal with it if it was a liminal cat?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i mean yea prob but then 95% chance we'll have another jorg Event

[imaginist]

We don't have to tell anyone about this. We only need to kill it.

[...] I'm getting a rift radiation reader.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

n i'm googling psychopath tests one sec

[beautyfull]

that means it likes u i think

[imaginist]

This is the worst thing you could possibly say to me.

[beautyfull]

i read it in a feline behaviour article and i'm passing it on as helpful info what do u want from me

[imaginist]

You could use your powers on it.

[beautyfull]

i am Not exploding a cat for u

[imaginist]

So you want me to die in my own home. I see now.

[beautyfull]

Oh my god put a lil piece of fish or smth in your bathroom and shut the door on it til its owner comes around this is so easy.