2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[imaginist]

Penile defacement is precisely what this table deserves. I believe it's from IKEA and I need it gone from my sight.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh nice it's imported

[imaginist]

Never have I been so thankful for your incredibly low standards.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ya i think that's why they used to call me the rock bottom bitch back in high school