enodia_gpsl | 2/2 Friday evening

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2/2 Friday evening

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

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wanna go start a fire w me

metaphorically or literally yes

do i look like the kind of motherfucker who knows how to use a metaphor

what if i say yeah

then we're boutta get called lascivious again

i mean since i have to go around town w a big scarlet L necklace anyway may as well

Edited 2024-05-15 02:44 (UTC)

ok i'll get the matches if u find a big dry forest so we can trap a furry

ok i'm bringing so much firewood tonite (i do have an anticat field to assemble but that should be real quick)

oh yea bet you'll be back before i finish this blunt that sounds like a no brainer

i'll bring u a duplicate i feel like you don't need a teleported cat

Stop.

oh right i was being a lot of help w ur cat problem have you tried signing over your lease to the cat

The cat is not an employee of Enodia Station. We have rules around here.

are we 100% sure on that like we employ a ghost cloud

The "ghost cloud" is capable of intelligent thought. The cat tried to chew on my furniture.

oh look at mr never-gnaws-on-furniture over here don't look at my coffee table

How long have you been living here? How can your coffee table be in such a sorry state?

2 yrs n i still have my wisdom teeth

[...] Do you want a new table?

what why are you hiding the cat in one to get rid of it

The cat's whereabouts are currently unknown, a fact which haunts me. No, I'm replacing the furniture in #107, and their old coffee table is still in good condition.