2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

do i look like the kind of motherfucker who knows how to use a metaphor

[beautyfull]

what if i say yeah

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

then we're boutta get called lascivious again

[beautyfull]

i mean since i have to go around town w a big scarlet L necklace anyway may as well

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok i'll get the matches if u find a big dry forest so we can trap a furry

[beautyfull]

ok i'm bringing so much firewood tonite (i do have an anticat field to assemble but that should be real quick)

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh yea bet you'll be back before i finish this blunt that sounds like a no brainer

[beautyfull]

i'll bring u a duplicate i feel like you don't need a teleported cat