2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are we 100% sure on that like we employ a ghost cloud

[imaginist]

The "ghost cloud" is capable of intelligent thought. The cat tried to chew on my furniture.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh look at mr never-gnaws-on-furniture over here don't look at my coffee table

[imaginist]

How long have you been living here? How can your coffee table be in such a sorry state?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

2 yrs n i still have my wisdom teeth

[imaginist]

[...] Do you want a new table?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what why are you hiding the cat in one to get rid of it

[imaginist]

The cat's whereabouts are currently unknown, a fact which haunts me. No, I'm replacing the furniture in #107, and their old coffee table is still in good condition.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok i love to accept hand-me-downs i feel less bad abt carving dicks on them

[imaginist]

Penile defacement is precisely what this table deserves. I believe it's from IKEA and I need it gone from my sight.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh nice it's imported

[imaginist]

Never have I been so thankful for your incredibly low standards.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ya i think that's why they used to call me the rock bottom bitch back in high school