2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[beautyfull]

that means it likes u i think

[imaginist]

This is the worst thing you could possibly say to me.

[beautyfull]

i read it in a feline behaviour article and i'm passing it on as helpful info what do u want from me

[imaginist]

You could use your powers on it.

[beautyfull]

i am Not exploding a cat for u

[imaginist]

So you want me to die in my own home. I see now.

[beautyfull]

Oh my god put a lil piece of fish or smth in your bathroom and shut the door on it til its owner comes around this is so easy.

[imaginist]

I've been trying to create illusions of dogs but it's [...] not going well.

[beautyfull]

omg how demented are their faces this time

[imaginist]

I don't know anything about dogs, Crysta. Except that cats are supposed to hate them.

[beautyfull]

ok i'm gonna make the dog bark so the cat can get intimidated thru the wall will that help

[imaginist]

It just disappeared. Fuck. It's a fucking teleporter.

[beautyfull]

Well maybe it left

[imaginist]

It could come back at any time. Nowhere is safe.

[beautyfull]

Ok i will admit my Concern

[imaginist]

I can't believe I'm seriously considering an anticat force field now.

[beautyfull]

It might be yr only option do you want help

[imaginist]

[...] Yes. I grilled Marchenko this morning about his force field research, so I know exactly where he keeps his prototypes.

[beautyfull]

omg cool
i wonder if i could like, do something w the cat cells lying around in yr house to like, specify the field against OnlY cat.

[imaginist]

Let's find out. There's no point to me lint rolling my furniture if it can return at any time, so I'm going to the lab.

[beautyfull]

i'll give u a lil cat cell cleanse when we're down there anyway.

[imaginist]

It rubbed against my leg and I was about to burn these trousers, but this is an acceptable alternative solution.

[beautyfull]

and thank goodness i think they discontinued that shade of black you'd never look the same again

[imaginist]

I'm choosing to ignore the sarcasm because you're helping me. This will no longer apply if your boyfriend is invited too.

[beautyfull]

wow and suddenly why would i ever help u