2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

have u tried blinking first

[beautyfull]

no don't do this it's a sign of weakness

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

the cat is already in control here why not lean in

[beautyfull]

i think it's probs still susceptible to bribery by tuna can and i wouldn't want him to lose that upper hand

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what's the plan post bribery like. it'll prob keep coming back as long as it's inconvenient

[beautyfull]

i think he'll probably develop an anticat forcefield by the morning so it'll be ok

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what abt when the cat adapts to that

[beautyfull]

he'll just have to move out

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

that's actually how cats took over the town of olive hill nc. turned the ppl into pets n now the cats have full time jobs in customer service.

[beautyfull]

wait i love this ending enoch would make such a good cat brother

[imaginist]

Stop giving the cat ideas.

[beautyfull]

is this cat also telepathic or

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

personally i think id make a great feral cat
just fucking off n ruining ecosystems everywhere i go

[beautyfull]

aw u kinda do that already

[imaginist]

I don't trust it not to lunge and attack the second I show weakness.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

is this like a giant rifted up cat or smth or

[imaginist]

Do you suppose I could get an Explorer to deal with it if it was a liminal cat?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i mean yea prob but then 95% chance we'll have another jorg Event

[imaginist]

We don't have to tell anyone about this. We only need to kill it.

[...] I'm getting a rift radiation reader.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

n i'm googling psychopath tests one sec

[imaginist]

It's not psychopathic to want to kill a liminal monster.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are we not all liminal monsters

[imaginist]

Do you really want to talk philosophy with me?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i just sparked a blunt lfg

[imaginist]

We're separate from Liminals animals for the same reason that humans are separate from animals. Complex scenario building, exchange of abstract ideas and basic respect for people's allergen-free apartments.

Now, if your argument is that we're separate from non-Liminal humans in a way that makes us monstrous... that's a whole other matter.