2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[imaginist]

Alas, we might actually have to keep it alive in order to learn its behaviour.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

so what're u naming it

[imaginist]

Whatever number is next for specimen registration in the research lab. It may be worth studying if it was able to bypass the station's force fields.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

yeah i like food names myself what about cheeto

[imaginist]

It's a research subject, not a pet. You think I'm a psychopath; why would you even want me to have a cat?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i couldn't find a psychopath test i liked so actually atm i think you're a charlotte

[beautyfull]

i scored highly likely for sociopathy!

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

mirandas carry it well tbh

[imaginist]

I don't know what this means but I sense it's deeply insulting.