2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

is this like a giant rifted up cat or smth or

[imaginist]

Do you suppose I could get an Explorer to deal with it if it was a liminal cat?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i mean yea prob but then 95% chance we'll have another jorg Event

[imaginist]

We don't have to tell anyone about this. We only need to kill it.

[...] I'm getting a rift radiation reader.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

n i'm googling psychopath tests one sec

[imaginist]

It's not psychopathic to want to kill a liminal monster.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are we not all liminal monsters

[imaginist]

Do you really want to talk philosophy with me?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i just sparked a blunt lfg

[imaginist]

We're separate from Liminals animals for the same reason that humans are separate from animals. Complex scenario building, exchange of abstract ideas and basic respect for people's allergen-free apartments.

Now, if your argument is that we're separate from non-Liminal humans in a way that makes us monstrous... that's a whole other matter.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but why is the cat a monster in the first place

[imaginist]

All cats are monsters.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

that sleep 20 hrs a day

[imaginist]

I wonder how much energy it expends to teleport. More or less than a non-liminal cat?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are there ways to learn that without cutting the cat open

[imaginist]

Alas, we might actually have to keep it alive in order to learn its behaviour.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

so what're u naming it

[imaginist]

Whatever number is next for specimen registration in the research lab. It may be worth studying if it was able to bypass the station's force fields.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

yeah i like food names myself what about cheeto

[imaginist]

It's a research subject, not a pet. You think I'm a psychopath; why would you even want me to have a cat?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i couldn't find a psychopath test i liked so actually atm i think you're a charlotte

[beautyfull]

i scored highly likely for sociopathy!

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

mirandas carry it well tbh

[imaginist]

I don't know what this means but I sense it's deeply insulting.