2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[beautyfull]

he'll just have to move out

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

that's actually how cats took over the town of olive hill nc. turned the ppl into pets n now the cats have full time jobs in customer service.

[beautyfull]

wait i love this ending enoch would make such a good cat brother

[imaginist]

Stop giving the cat ideas.

[beautyfull]

is this cat also telepathic or

[imaginist]

It's registering positive for rift radiation. We can't rule it out.

[beautyfull]

interesting. has it shown any evidence of liminal abilities yet

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

personally i think id make a great feral cat
just fucking off n ruining ecosystems everywhere i go

[beautyfull]

aw u kinda do that already

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i rly gotta stop forest fires but it's just so fun and easy for the whole family

[beautyfull]

How else are u gonna get smokey's attn

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

why's he always posting those thirst traps if he don't want us beetlejuicing dat ass

[beautyfull]

Only u can prevent forest fires babe

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but what if i just want a lil sip

[beautyfull]

then who cares abt burns i guess?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wanna go start a fire w me

[beautyfull]

metaphorically or literally yes

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

do i look like the kind of motherfucker who knows how to use a metaphor

[beautyfull]

what if i say yeah

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

then we're boutta get called lascivious again

[beautyfull]

i mean since i have to go around town w a big scarlet L necklace anyway may as well

[imaginist]

Stop.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh right i was being a lot of help w ur cat problem have you tried signing over your lease to the cat

[imaginist]

The cat is not an employee of Enodia Station. We have rules around here.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are we 100% sure on that like we employ a ghost cloud