2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[imaginist]

It's not my cat, Zelizer. It ran in here and now it won't leave.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

isn't that just
how ppl get cats

[imaginist]

Do you adopt every wild creature who invades your space?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

are you saying you're afraid of the cat

[imaginist]

That's I'm not afraid of it. I just don't want it touching me or anything I own.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok good bc being a lil bitch is kinda my gig. also no one on earth knows how to control a fucking cat lmao

[imaginist]

Does no one in Security have abilities that can deal with a home invader?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

not since catkiller joe went to the store for milk and never came back

[imaginist]

Fine. What are cats afraid of?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

commitment

[imaginist]

You think this is just uproariously funny, don't you.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ngl i did breathe a lil harder out of my nose

[imaginist]

As soon as I get this creature out of my apartment, I'm finding a way to send it to you.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

you can get it out of your apt but never out of your heart