2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

Comments

[rafflesian]

won't terminate the cat yourself?

[imaginist]

I imagined that Security would be more efficient. Clearly, I was wrong.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

we got a lot on our plates rn there's cool clouds in the sky n shit

[rafflesian]

of course not. they still have hearts.

[imaginist]

Explorers kill animals all the time, and suddenly I'm the psychopath.

[rafflesian]

you're really scared of it, huh?

[imaginist]

Turns out, it's a teleporting Liminal cat, so my safety concerns are justified, actually.

[rafflesian]

how are you going to sleep at night knowing it can teleport in at any moment and steal your breath?

[imaginist]

Steal my breath? [...] That's not something cats do. Is it

[rafflesian]

hm. well. if you say so...

[stophit]

dude's fr a psychopath. none of us would hurt a lil cat

[rafflesian]

he's just being dramatic to add urgency to the situation. he could kill the cat himself if he really wanted it dead.

[stophit]

damn. should i try to get it so it doesn't get hurt

[rafflesian]

no. i want to see what happens.

[stophit]

cool. i'm erasing the record of his security call

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wait you can just do that

[stophit]

we can get written up for 3 mistakes before we're fired. so fuck this guy

[rafflesian]

you're so hot when you abuse your power.

[stophit]

if it gets bad we'll do smth. but i believe you when you think some guy's not gonna do shit

[rafflesian]

i'm touched by your faith in me. i suppose now i have some investment in this cat's wellbeing.

[stophit]

i'm on the cat's side tbh. i like a wily fucker who can't be caught