2/2 Friday evening

[imaginist]

There is a cat in my apartment. If someone doesn't claim this flea-ridden trespasser within the next 30 minutes, I am calling Security to terminate it.

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[imaginist]

Explorers kill animals all the time, and suddenly I'm the psychopath.

[rafflesian]

you're really scared of it, huh?

[imaginist]

Turns out, it's a teleporting Liminal cat, so my safety concerns are justified, actually.

[rafflesian]

how are you going to sleep at night knowing it can teleport in at any moment and steal your breath?

[imaginist]

Steal my breath? [...] That's not something cats do. Is it

[rafflesian]

hm. well. if you say so...