2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[beautyfull]

moved around like. how. Where were we first where were we next


also omg is he hittin on u

[stophit]

if this is what he's into then we rly fucked up the seduction mission

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

bet i could still fuck him

[stophit]

dude. he's a cop

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i can fuck him badly

[stophit]

yeah that's cool. rly ruin his night. or don't even do it at night if that's worse

[unperceive]

Cops can be hot unfortunately. I'd fuck the other one.

[stophit]

we can't be loving cops in the fuck the establishment gc

[beautyfull]

seduction is like, a masterful art and sometimes it works best when yr not planning it so don't feel too bad.

[stophit]

i'm still straight but i wish we coulda known if i was like. doing it for him

[beautyfull]

maybe even he doesn't know and just like, wasn't ready for how he felt abt u yet.

[stophit]

so long as it made him confused and mad

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

should we check liktok for footage of us dancing at superspeed

[beautyfull]

idk searching yourself on liktok is so humiliating. if i went viral i'd know

[unperceive]

I would not search myself if I were Zeke

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what if i searched stupid blind liminal fuck at the walmart

[beautyfull]

pops up w like three Contains Triggering Content Are You Sure You Want To Click Oh No We Mean It Okay Well We Asked u.........

[unperceive]

He better not be! But if he is it's a pathetic effort

[beautyfull]

why what's he sayin
do you want me to take over yr responses i can lose him in 2 replies tops

[unperceive]

It’s just combo dry and jovial. Like your most annoying coworker

[beautyfull]

ok i think the answer to that is to repeat back to him every word he says so he has to see it

[unperceive]

Also we just ended up in different places. I was in the training room working on the battle bots and i woke up in my kitchen

[beautyfull]

but like, same outfits? could u tell if it was like, same time of day or later??

[unperceive]

Same outfits. It was functionally instantaneous, like we teleported.

[beautyfull]

i guess i was wondering if someone couldve like. sped up time to the point the cameras couldn't catch and more time than we thought went by and we were all at diff parts of our days in an instant

but that's a p big spitball