2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can do this so he wouldn't say shit abt what they're doing here but last time the two of em were riftward bound was bc they were checking out a plane crash near the taos rift

[imaginist]

[...] Plane crash supervillain is the stupidest idea that you might be right about.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

score one for the z dog

[imaginist]

Is there anything else the agents might have said to you which you haven't mentioned?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

he thinks freak plants n shit are [...]
cool


and i don't think she's allowed to talk to me lol

[imaginist]

He might hit it off with Cairo Montana. Horrifying to imagine.

Why?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh i was integral to her parents' divorce so she locked me in a walk-in freezer
lol

[unperceive]

Oh we all kind of thought you guys hooked up once

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

please she would never

[imaginist]

It troubles me how little this story surprises me.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i have a brand and it's the only strong thing about me

[imaginist]

What are the chances she'll try to murder you again?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

decent if she has any self respect tbh

[unperceive]

It can't be plane crash supervillain dude

[imaginist]

Someone or something is manipulating things with a goal in mind. Two plane crashes at rift stations can't simply be a coincidence.

Well, scratch that. We should learn precisely what happened at Taos first.

[unperceive]

What's a chill way to bring up Taos to a guy that might be hitting on you

[imaginist]

Tell him you overheard it from Zeke and you think it's bullshit. Men enjoy opportunities to correct someone.

[unperceive]

Love that you've all individually explained the concept that men enjoy explaining things to me as if I wasn't aware

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

if we stop explaining we'll die

[beautyfull]

Cutely unhinged special interest in crashes!!