2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[unperceive]

Same outfits. It was functionally instantaneous, like we teleported.

[beautyfull]

i guess i was wondering if someone couldve like. sped up time to the point the cameras couldn't catch and more time than we thought went by and we were all at diff parts of our days in an instant

but that's a p big spitball

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

unfortunate that i spend my time in like three places so i cldn't even try to figure out if i went backward or fwd in time lol

[beautyfull]

This is why I'm always telling u to do more wardrobe changes too

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but you also tell me i have to do laundry so u can see how these cancel each other out

[beautyfull]

no??

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

so for this u have to remember i don't like leaving bed

[beautyfull]

i guess that's a cozy place to be like, stuck in time if u gotta.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

god what a good fuckin excuse for pulling a no call no show tho like sorry missed work bc i got psychic vamped back to bed lol

[beautyfull]

Omg you'd be unfireable

[unperceive]

Makes sense for the plane part at least, but whatever it was didn’t affect anyone who was asleep. Maybe some sort of psychic aspect?

[beautyfull]

oooo cool maybe
or like, something that can only affect conscious minds??

[unperceive]

And airplanes?

[beautyfull]

I mean, probably then like. Pilots.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wait lundy said smth abt another plane crash in like new mexico so uh
plane crash supervillain??

[beautyfull]

Evil pilot

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what if it's two liminal villains fighting each other and we're just in one scene that tbh gonna get chopped from the final cut

[beautyfull]

oh i am NOT gonna be a supervillain pawn i'm gonna be the threequel where an even meaner guy beats them both up

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok just so u know i'm not gonna watch any of the other movies in the extended universe and ima ask stupid questions the entire time

[unperceive]

Oh my god what if it's aliens

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

aw man why didn't they come before we broke our sky now the place looks like shit

[unperceive]

What's a casual way to ask a man who might be hitting on you if he has any interesting thoughts about airplane accidents

[imaginist]

New Mexico?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ya uhhhhhhhhhhhh taos

[imaginist]

Zelizer. Focus. What exactly did he say to you?