2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[unperceive]

Makes sense for the plane part at least, but whatever it was didn’t affect anyone who was asleep. Maybe some sort of psychic aspect?

[beautyfull]

oooo cool maybe
or like, something that can only affect conscious minds??

[unperceive]

And airplanes?

[beautyfull]

I mean, probably then like. Pilots.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wait lundy said smth abt another plane crash in like new mexico so uh
plane crash supervillain??

[beautyfull]

Evil pilot

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what if it's two liminal villains fighting each other and we're just in one scene that tbh gonna get chopped from the final cut

[beautyfull]

oh i am NOT gonna be a supervillain pawn i'm gonna be the threequel where an even meaner guy beats them both up

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok just so u know i'm not gonna watch any of the other movies in the extended universe and ima ask stupid questions the entire time

[beautyfull]

oh my god shut up n watch the fake movie

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i will i just wanna know if we get to see the big guy's ass at any point!!!!

[beautyfull]

4/5ths ass out

[unperceive]

Oh my god what if it's aliens

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

aw man why didn't they come before we broke our sky now the place looks like shit

[unperceive]

What's a casual way to ask a man who might be hitting on you if he has any interesting thoughts about airplane accidents

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

tell him you once survived a plane accident

or ask if he wants to watch lost

or say smth wildly fkn wrong abt crashes n let his male brain do the rest

[unperceive]

What if I say something wildly wrong about Lost

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

then u risk getting in an argument abt the worst episodes of lost

[imaginist]

New Mexico?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ya uhhhhhhhhhhhh taos

[imaginist]

Zelizer. Focus. What exactly did he say to you?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i can do this so he wouldn't say shit abt what they're doing here but last time the two of em were riftward bound was bc they were checking out a plane crash near the taos rift

[imaginist]

[...] Plane crash supervillain is the stupidest idea that you might be right about.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

score one for the z dog

[unperceive]

It can't be plane crash supervillain dude