2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

aw man why didn't they come before we broke our sky now the place looks like shit

[unperceive]

What's a casual way to ask a man who might be hitting on you if he has any interesting thoughts about airplane accidents

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

tell him you once survived a plane accident

or ask if he wants to watch lost

or say smth wildly fkn wrong abt crashes n let his male brain do the rest

[unperceive]

What if I say something wildly wrong about Lost

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

then u risk getting in an argument abt the worst episodes of lost

[unperceive]

I've never seen Lost so you would actually be the one getting in an argument about Lost for me

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

oh i don't know shit you just disagree with him and say shit like "i don't think that one served the overall narrative" n shit