2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[stophit]

if this is what he's into then we rly fucked up the seduction mission

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

bet i could still fuck him

[stophit]

dude. he's a cop

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i can fuck him badly

[stophit]

yeah that's cool. rly ruin his night. or don't even do it at night if that's worse

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i'm so fucking good at ruining entire weeks tbh i'm abt to use some teeth the wrong way

[stophit]

too much detail

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok just trust that wherever i am whatever i'm doing, i am fucking it the hell up

[stophit]

just don't go to jail. idk how we'd bust you out without also getting jail time

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

if u cld get arrested for the ol tooth scrote combo i'd be a lot prouder of my arrest record

[unperceive]

Cops can be hot unfortunately. I'd fuck the other one.

[stophit]

we can't be loving cops in the fuck the establishment gc

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

point of order we're objectifying them

[stophit]

they're still gonna think they're taking advantage of you. not the other way around

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

that's kinda part of my charm tbh

[stophit]

sometimes i worry about you. which is fucked up coming from me

[unperceive]

Love is such a strong word

[stophit]

we can't be making cops feel good abt themselves

[unperceive]

It is literally not my fault she's hot and rude

[beautyfull]

seduction is like, a masterful art and sometimes it works best when yr not planning it so don't feel too bad.

[stophit]

i'm still straight but i wish we coulda known if i was like. doing it for him

[beautyfull]

maybe even he doesn't know and just like, wasn't ready for how he felt abt u yet.

[stophit]

so long as it made him confused and mad

[beautyfull]

Omg obvi. leavin seduction victims confused n mad is the like the literal ideal outcome you're doin great.

[stophit]

thanks. just wanna make you proud