enodia_gpsl | (no subject)

The responses to this post have me seriously questioning Enodia's hiring practices.

[Waldingers]
A little birdie?

for sure like, shady at best but since i benefitted from it i can't throw stones

[Waldingers]
Ernestine who is currently doin further spy work on them for me she's doin a great job

Now, nepotism is a perfectly valid and time-honoured way to hire new people.

[Waldingers]
Are you paying her? Because I ran into some difficulties trying to set up an anonymous scholarship fund, and I'm wondering if just writing a cheque might be the easier, if creepier, option.

oh my god i wasn't a nepo hire? i was a WAY overly qualified hairdresser and they were so happy i wanted to make u all not tragic looking i could've asked for anything.

[Waldingers]
i mean i was gonna buy her lunch or something but a cheque might be nicer.

[...] you want to pay for her college?

I did not look tragic. I've had a haircut scheduled every six weeks since I was eighteen.

[Waldingers]
Would you let me come along, or is it a girls-only lunch?

I lied about being a scholarship fund when I was compiling a dossier on Ernestine and questioning her school and family members about her. I never intended give her any money, but I did get a couple messages on my burner phone recently asking about the status of her application.

not all haircuts are equal and i don't believe yrs understood your face shape which like. you probably illusioned that so it might not be their fault.

[Waldingers]
you can come. i do have some preliminary fbi info if that's what u are after tho.

i mean. it's not a bad idea for real. she deserves to not have to worry abt money. can i pretend to be a secretary and clear it up and we can both put at least like, some in and then you wouldn't be lying. how hard can a scholarship fund be.

Excuse me. I haven't changed my actual facial features, I'm not that insecure. ~~Well, except for sometimes~~

[Waldingers]
I'm after both. Should I ask outside of DMs, so you can share with the class?

It's technically money laundering to create a scholarship fund just for one person, but I suppose there's no reason we have to register this officially.

Edited 2024-02-04 04:32 (UTC)

well i don't think there's anything insecure about looking a lil better than yr genes so don't be Embarrassed.

[Waldingers]
if you like. it'd save me a lil time later. there's not a lot but i do have a pic. i'll show u.

HMMM well maybe u tell the official ppl she didn't qualify never mind and instead we set up a nice lil savings acct and just give her the number that's not against the law is it

Unfortunately for everyone, neither of our parents would've settled for anything less than the most impressive genes.

[Waldingers]
Oh. Do we have names?

I'm sure the lawyer can make this work aboveboard. If I wasn't so fond of Ernestine, I'd be so tempted to set this up like one of those maniacal wills from a long-lost wealthy relative, who'll grant you millions if only you fulfil several bizarre and mysterious conditions.

God I can't pretend we don't have sickening bone structure maybe the other hair person was like fuckin it up for not being used to it

[Waldingers]
one name. there's two, a telekinetic short blonde lady and christopher lundy, whose badge we need to inspect. they're driving a grey honda crv w/ DC plates which shouldn't be so hard to track down. they rented a room for a month. i want to know why.

ALSO ok but we wouldn't have to make that malicious?? like what if it was an enriching scavenger hunt for a fun summer so she feels on top of the world for solving a puzzle and then gets a lot of money right before school.