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uh oh
a lil birdie told me the feds are in Colchester, who fucked up?

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i knew my life of crime would catch up to me eventually

godfuckindammit

Edited (doesn't know what he's done but it has to be something) 2024-01-21 19:56 (UTC)

what would u give to me for not snitchin u out

Edited (callback to badgirl camp for sure) 2024-01-21 20:05 (UTC)

do the bonds of wilderness sisterhood mean nothing to you

Edited (you cannot bargain with a single slice of kraft american cheese the way you used to) 2024-01-21 20:06 (UTC)

double uh oh what'd u do

means i know all your tricks and therefore would be a valuable asset in yr case

yeah tell us exactly what you did in writing so we can cover for you

luckily i'm pretty sure kidnapping ferrets across state lines isn't actually a federal crime

idk it might depending on the financial value

they're beloved pets, you can't put a price on them

Edited (several hundred dollars) 2024-01-21 20:19 (UTC)

well unless it's like, in the millions of love points (dollars) i think yr fine i doubt that'd take them up to a month to prove anyhow (they're gonna be here for a month)

a MONTH?? did someone get MURDERED?

not that i've murdered. i havent seen anything in local news or whatev

i mean a whole list of things but i thought working for iris was supposed to make up for it

~~k first there's the fight~~ ~~WAIT~~ are dms secure

The responses to this post have me seriously questioning Enodia's hiring practices.

[Waldingers]
A little birdie?

this does lead me to wonder like
what their communication with the fbi is. like they've gotta work pretty close so it's probs not you

for sure like, shady at best but since i benefitted from it i can't throw stones

[Waldingers]
Ernestine who is currently doin further spy work on them for me she's doin a great job

I was very upfront about my criminal history and they didn’t seem to care that much.

what like yr black market microscope day or did u do real stuff

Now, nepotism is a perfectly valid and time-honoured way to hire new people.

[Waldingers]
Are you paying her? Because I ran into some difficulties trying to set up an anonymous scholarship fund, and I'm wondering if just writing a cheque might be the easier, if creepier, option.

See Crysta's question. Also, did they ask you about that or did you simply volunteer that information?

oh my god i wasn't a nepo hire? i was a WAY overly qualified hairdresser and they were so happy i wanted to make u all not tragic looking i could've asked for anything.

[Waldingers]
i mean i was gonna buy her lunch or something but a cheque might be nicer.

[...] you want to pay for her college?

It was mostly on my juvenile record but I did get arrested once in college for civil disobedience.

It was like 50/50.

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