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i knew my life of crime would catch up to me eventually

what would u give to me for not snitchin u out

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do the bonds of wilderness sisterhood mean nothing to you

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means i know all your tricks and therefore would be a valuable asset in yr case

luckily i'm pretty sure kidnapping ferrets across state lines isn't actually a federal crime

idk it might depending on the financial value

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godfuckindammit

Edited (doesn't know what he's done but it has to be something) 2024-01-21 19:56 (UTC)

double uh oh what'd u do

i mean a whole list of things but i thought working for iris was supposed to make up for it

this does lead me to wonder like
what their communication with the fbi is. like they've gotta work pretty close so it's probs not you

yeah tell us exactly what you did in writing so we can cover for you

~~k first there's the fight~~ ~~WAIT~~ are dms secure

The responses to this post have me seriously questioning Enodia's hiring practices.

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A little birdie?

for sure like, shady at best but since i benefitted from it i can't throw stones

[Waldingers]
Ernestine who is currently doin further spy work on them for me she's doin a great job

Now, nepotism is a perfectly valid and time-honoured way to hire new people.

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Are you paying her? Because I ran into some difficulties trying to set up an anonymous scholarship fund, and I'm wondering if just writing a cheque might be the easier, if creepier, option.

oh my god i wasn't a nepo hire? i was a WAY overly qualified hairdresser and they were so happy i wanted to make u all not tragic looking i could've asked for anything.

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i mean i was gonna buy her lunch or something but a cheque might be nicer.

[...] you want to pay for her college?

I did not look tragic. I've had a haircut scheduled every six weeks since I was eighteen.

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Would you let me come along, or is it a girls-only lunch?

I lied about being a scholarship fund when I was compiling a dossier on Ernestine and questioning her school and family members about her. I never intended give her any money, but I did get a couple messages on my burner phone recently asking about the status of her application.

not all haircuts are equal and i don't believe yrs understood your face shape which like. you probably illusioned that so it might not be their fault.

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you can come. i do have some preliminary fbi info if that's what u are after tho.

i mean. it's not a bad idea for real. she deserves to not have to worry abt money. can i pretend to be a secretary and clear it up and we can both put at least like, some in and then you wouldn't be lying. how hard can a scholarship fund be.