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god please. I assure you I’m still not prone to pitiful like age based insecurities, Knock. Maybe I’m just sad to see your most well educated Waldinger legacy at risk.

[…] But Dartmouth is only an hour and a half away, did you know?

I’m absolutely struggling to accept you know the meaning of that word or any others right now. This place is inherently unrelaxing. ~~Are you sleeping even or~~

Edited (she cannot keep secrets sigh at least this is a soft launch ) 2024-02-07 14:22 (UTC)

You think I can't handle some competition? Please. ~~Gavin~~ ~~My entire life~~ Go ahead and apply to Dartmouth. Disgrace my name with your academic achievements.

I'd feel more stressed out if I wasn't able to analyse data as soon as something happened within the vicinity of the Enodia rift. This is my life's work. Who else should I trust it to?

~~but i don't wanna be like~~
[...] ~~so i did and i got in early and~~
~~funny story did u know a perf score on the GED= a 4.0 well on that subject! ! !~~
[...] nah. you've like. lapped me twice already brainwise and i'm idk if you've noticed kinda lazy??

i mean, i'd say me but that's probs a bad idea.
for a lil bit though, if u ever wanted. how much could i ruin in a weekend
don't think abt it too hard

I've seen you in the lab. You show up early every day, you don't refuse to do difficult or monotonous tasks, and you often volunteer to do things outside of your job description. Would you call that "kinda lazy"?

If I had to leave the keys with someone, it would be you. ~~I trust~~ No one else understands my organisation system. But [...] I don't take well to idleness. Like honestly, how would you spend a holiday if you were forced to take one right now?

u know it's a pity it's a lil bit harder to fool you now.
[...] if i do go it wouldn't be to disgrace your name? like it's my name, too. we'd just both be adding to it for a change.

ok that's also bc your organisation system is INcomprehensible and a 5 dimensional security risk but that's ok. and obvi i would plan a trip and drag ppl with me and set a hellishly packed and deadly fun itinerary.

It's my curse to see the truth. [...] I don't actually think you'd disgrace it. First of all, you'd be entering a different speciality, and second, I have a considerable head start when it comes to professional reputation. But you could certainly make yourself the more popular Dr. Waldinger, if you were committed.

Right, we have incredibly different ideas of what constitutes a relaxing time. I'll stick with work and inventing increasingly complex ways to encrypt my research, thank you.

also the cuter dr waldinger don't forget but jeez let me get my first degree first???
[...] i got in early decision but 99% sure it's bc they want my powers as research material which is fine bc i get to learn too. NO one knows abt it yet so let's just pretend it didn't happen til i haven't flunked out wk 1.

i mean who said anything abt relaxation on holiday i couldn't do that either but what i can do is change all yr computer backgrounds to palm trees when yr looking a lil stressy so watch out

At Dartmouth? And you haven't told anyone?

For your information, I regularly measure my blood pressure and it's [...] fine. Nothing lately has been causing inordinate stress in my life. In fact, it might even be improved by some intragovernmental intrigue, depending on this business with the FBI goes.

right. bc how am i supposed break that news to anyone w/o sounding like the world's most pretentious asshole except to you who are worse.

what's yr blood pressure today.

Oh my God, everyone will be lining up to tell you they're proud of you. They'll want to throw you a party.

[...] Not significantly higher than usual.

Edited 2024-02-08 09:15 (UTC)

they better not bc like a)nothing’s changing except im gonna be someone else’s fave sentient microscope for a few yrs woo big deal b) literally i will liquify the spine of whomsoever hands me so much as a congrats card i swear to god that blood will be on yr hands knock

man yr also soooo lucky i happen to be learning how to decrease cortisol levels as u round the big 30 bend this could be a real disaster on yr hands otherwise

Edited (Even more dramatic words ) 2024-02-08 14:20 (UTC)

a) You are too devious to let yourself be used solely as a fancy Ivy League guinea pig, you'll be running circles around everyone in that lab within two weeks; and b) has it occurred to you that I'd love to see you murder an entire party of people? The numbers it would do on TikTok!

If I promise to add deep breathing exercises to my schedule, will you promise to not mess with my endocrinal system in any way?

i guess i did have everyone here pocketed w/in like what 3 weeks? i can break that personal best. but omg u better not we'd get kicked right out or at Least get one of those lil 'these are trained professional liminals do not try the thing in this video' warnings.

ok i guess i'll leave yr glands be but deep breathing plus also what's yr cardio routine?? I go to the gym 3x weekly at least it's why i'm regulated n normal

A joke. You know I would never keep video evidence of you committing crimes, unless I was planning to hold them as blackmail. [...] When do you start school?

I swim. Do you want access to my schedule so you can plan a workout routine for me, or do you already know my schedule and this conversation is a polite formality before you do whatever you're planning to do?

honestly a filmed murder would be like, drop in the bucket against the blackmail i have on you already so do yr worst. (ok don't do your worst i respect what that means n i don't want to deal w/ it even for this hypothetical.) i have like. a lil while. It's not til August. [...] so if anyone else knows by then i will know who to eviscerate i mean it.

swimming's a start, you know the answer to all of that, don't do anything else w this 5:49 am-6:57 time chunk on thursdays.

You don't even want one little card full of congratulations from everyone in the division?

These are very specific minutes.

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