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[beautyfull]

uh oh
a lil birdie told me the feds are in Colchester, who fucked up?

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Waldingers

[beautyfull]

i guess i did have everyone here pocketed w/in like what 3 weeks? i can break that personal best. but omg u better not we'd get kicked right out or at Least get one of those lil 'these are trained professional liminals do not try the thing in this video' warnings.

ok i guess i'll leave yr glands be but deep breathing plus also what's yr cardio routine?? I go to the gym 3x weekly at least it's why i'm regulated n normal

Waldingers

[imaginist]

A joke. You know I would never keep video evidence of you committing crimes, unless I was planning to hold them as blackmail. [...] When do you start school?

I swim. Do you want access to my schedule so you can plan a workout routine for me, or do you already know my schedule and this conversation is a polite formality before you do whatever you're planning to do?

Waldingers

[beautyfull]

honestly a filmed murder would be like, drop in the bucket against the blackmail i have on you already so do yr worst. (ok don't do your worst i respect what that means n i don't want to deal w/ it even for this hypothetical.) i have like. a lil while. It's not til August. [...] so if anyone else knows by then i will know who to eviscerate i mean it.

swimming's a start, you know the answer to all of that, don't do anything else w this 5:49 am-6:57 time chunk on thursdays.

Waldingers

[imaginist]

You don't even want one little card full of congratulations from everyone in the division?

These are very specific minutes.