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[beautyfull]

uh oh
a lil birdie told me the feds are in Colchester, who fucked up?

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[unperceive]

do the bonds of wilderness sisterhood mean nothing to you

[beautyfull]

means i know all your tricks and therefore would be a valuable asset in yr case

[unperceive]

luckily i'm pretty sure kidnapping ferrets across state lines isn't actually a federal crime

[beautyfull]

idk it might depending on the financial value

[unperceive]

they're beloved pets, you can't put a price on them

[beautyfull]

well unless it's like, in the millions of love points (dollars) i think yr fine i doubt that'd take them up to a month to prove anyhow (they're gonna be here for a month)

[unperceive]

a MONTH?? did someone get MURDERED?

[beautyfull]

not that i've murdered. i havent seen anything in local news or whatev