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[stophit]

anyone wanna help me with my survey

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[rainbowfish]

Please don't stab each other?

[stophit]

like a non lethal stab dude

[rainbowfish]

If your powers are working.

[rafflesian]

if she stabbed him in the arm, he would probably be okay.

[beautyfull]

actually would u like the honours instead

[rafflesian]

yes, but i wasn't about to deprive you of a good time.

[beautyfull]

omg sweet but please. there's an eternal well of boys to stab

[rafflesian]

he has two arms...

[beautyfull]

do u have a left/ right pref

[rafflesian]

right. it's slightly veinier.

[stophit]

one of you can stab me today and the other tomorrow or for however tf long we gotta do these surveys

[beautyfull]

compromise!

[rafflesian]

oh, that's probably better than stabbing both arms at the same time... would've been a fun bonding experience, though.

[stophit]

the last time two chicks stabbed me at the same time i charged for it

[rafflesian]

and the last time i used a knife on someone, they bought me a hermès bag.

[stophit]

i don't got that kind of money. just my body

[rafflesian]

i'll accept your body as payment.

[stophit]

what would you do with it

[beautyfull]

k full cards full table i do NOT feel confident with knife control rn for eye reasons so u have to carry on for me do good stabs please

[rafflesian]

thank you for your honesty. my stabs will be so clean and accurate.

[beautyfull]

it's an experiment

[rainbowfish]

That's not a good excuse for everything. Or even most things, honestly.

[beautyfull]

sure
but for this thing it does work

[rainbowfish]

Okay, fine. Stab each other.

[stophit]

dude why would i stab crysta