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[stophit]

anyone wanna help me with my survey

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[stophit]

nah. [...] but a man's gotta keep some things private yknow

[rafflesian]

does he? like what?

[stophit]

cmon. i'm in security i'm not giving up secrets that easily

[rafflesian]

you can't hide anything from me. i already knew the directors lounge has a secret swim spa.

[stophit]

ok wtf why do they get cool secret spas when we're doing way harder work

[rafflesian]

i know there are fewer of them than there are of us and so it's easier to keep the swim spa clean but we deserve a lap pool with a mediocre over-chlorinated in-ground hot tub, at least.

[stophit]

serious q are chlorine and heat ok for audrey

[rafflesian]

she loves hot and moist environments. chlorine can be very drying but it's fine in moderation. i have a swim cap for her somewhere...

[stophit]

k. i made up my mind. we gotta get you and audrey a hot tub somehow even if i gotta do like a petition or whatever the fuck ppl do to get the gov to do shit

[rafflesian]

want to see us in a swimsuit that bad, huh?

[stophit]

that'd be one of those secrets i can't tell you

[rafflesian]

your heart rate will give you away.

[stophit]

don't be so sure of that. my body doesn't work like most ppl's

[rafflesian]

really? i'm excited to test this...