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anyone wanna help me with my survey

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oh, that's probably better than stabbing both arms at the same time... would've been a fun bonding experience, though.

the last time two chicks stabbed me at the same time i charged for it

Edited (awful tag sorry) 2024-01-11 04:00 (UTC)

and the last time i used a knife on someone, they bought me a hermès bag.

i don't got that kind of money. just my body

i'll accept your body as payment.

what would you do with it

where to even start? i want to be thorough in my examination. you'll be a good boy and let me run my tests, won't you?

oh damn are you gonna do the thing where they attach those lil wires all over someone's body

uh huh. i'll be able to record all the electrical activity in that body of yours.

just electrical activity? you can't see like [...] brain waves or anything like that

worried i'll read your mind?

nah. [...] but a man's gotta keep some things private yknow

does he? like what?

cmon. i'm in security i'm not giving up secrets that easily

you can't hide anything from me. i already knew the directors lounge has a secret swim spa.

ok wtf why do they get cool secret spas when we're doing way harder work

i know there are fewer of them than there are of us and so it's easier to keep the swim spa clean but we deserve a lap pool with a mediocre over-chlorinated in-ground hot tub, at least.

serious q are chlorine and heat ok for audrey

she loves hot and moist environments. chlorine can be very drying but it's fine in moderation. i have a swim cap for her somewhere...

k. i made up my mind. we gotta get you and audrey a hot tub somehow even if i gotta do like a petition or whatever the fuck ppl do to get the gov to do shit