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[rainbowfish]

I need a new team for pub trivia night. (This is the most serious problem I'm prepared to troubleshoot right now. Please don't ask me about anything else.)

DM: Crysta Waldinger

Are you doing anything for Enoch's birthday?

Comments

[beautyfull]

I wanna be on it
I know a lot

DM:Raine/Crysta
Yeah we're going to have a surprise party you're helping
check your email sometimes i sent you the agenda like 85 minutes ago.

[rainbowfish]

This is good. I feel like we have non-overlapping areas of expertise.

DM: Raine/Crysta
I thought that was a joke.

[beautyfull]

what things do u know actually maybe this isnt the most lucrative team 4 me

DM: Raine/Crysta
i would Never joke abt my brother's 30th bday he's gonna be so old we gotta Commemorate

[rainbowfish]

Chemistry. Vintage pop culture. History.

DM: Raine/Crysta
If this is your plan for Enoch's 30th birthday I feel like we're not going to survive the night on yours.

[beautyfull]

hmm ok
i have classical music french literature tik tok dances celebrity facts and newly 5 microbiology texts worth of Science Factz so
ALmost fair intersection can u learn some math quick just in case

DM Raine/Crysta
ok but confession i cant throw myself a 30th bday bc then you'll all know i'm 30 this is truly the only chance i'll get

[rainbowfish]

God, I hope TikTok dances don't come up that often. But I think I know enough about math to get us by.

DM: Raine/Crysta
Do you want me to throw you a surprise party for your 30th birthday?

[beautyfull]

it's like modern history n very topical raine it Might

DM: Raine/Crysta
no thanks. tho actually don't count yourself safe either
also pls specify will u help me with this or did u have something else planned for knock?

[rainbowfish]

Okay, well, this is why we'd make a good team.

DM: Raine/Crysta
I didn't have anything planned. I wasn't sure he'd want to do anything and I figured he'd just say no either way if I asked. [...] I feel like he's not going to enjoy a big surprise party, but I assume you know that.

[beautyfull]

enoch also would like to be considered how do u feel about his chances here

DM: Raine/Crysta
idk i wouldn't be so sure. he's not as much of a bummer as he pretends to be and this party if u counted correctly has upwards of 9 primo spots for like, anthropological observation n fun experiments so

[rainbowfish]

Can't get behind it. I think if you have Enoch on your team you're not going to need me.

DM: Raine/Crysta
Okay, well, I'll have to take your word for that. But I know you know he can tell when I'm lying to him.

[imaginist]

I'm excellent at math. Why aren't you trying to recruit me?

[beautyfull]

idk i kinda assumed you'd insist on a Bar Trivia Rivals situation????

[imaginist]

Oh, I'm absolutely doing that. But I can still be offended that I wasn't considered.

[beautyfull]

ok first of all this is not officially like even My team

[imaginist]

What if I was forming a bar trivia team? I think you should consider all of your options here.

[imaginist]

Did your old team vote you out?

[rainbowfish]

They all moved away. I'm trying not to take it personally.

[imaginist]

Was one of them the same person who keeps adding questions about sports? This could work to everyone's advantage.

[rainbowfish]

No such luck. Maybe I should just learn sports and then everyone will want me on their team.

[imaginist]

Far be it from me to discourage the acquisition of pointless knowledge for the sake of competition. Remember, "football" is actually what the entire world calls it.

[rainbowfish]

See, where you went wrong was having a second word for it. There's nothing else to call American football.

[imaginist]

I suppose we can't entirely blame the Americans for an English word. [...] I know quite a bit about British football, actually. Pick a different one to learn, to maximise your odds of winning.

[rainbowfish]

I think I've been assigned basketball. I do actually know a little about American football, though.

[DM: Raine/Enoch]
What do you want to do for your birthday?

[imaginist]

Is that so? Maybe I should try to recruit you for bar trivia.

[DM: Raine/Enoch]
Oh God. I'm willing to pretend it's not happening.

[rainbowfish]

I don't know. You might have to convince me.

[DM: Raine/Enoch]
Are you accepting presents?