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[rainbowfish]

I need a new team for pub trivia night. (This is the most serious problem I'm prepared to troubleshoot right now. Please don't ask me about anything else.)

DM: Crysta Waldinger

Are you doing anything for Enoch's birthday?

Comments

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i've never known anything

[imaginist]

You must have some areas of expertise knowledge.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i lost that part of my brain in a terrible accident at the age of 17

[imaginist]

There has to be something. Saturday morning cartoons? Drugstore makeup brands? Criminal activity? [...] Actually, that last one is already covered by Crysta and Raine.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

a list of things i know:
- how to break a cheap lock
- greyhound bus stations in the ozarks
- a weird amount abt the history of west virginia area codes
- dolphin sex

[imaginist]

None of these are useful. Well. Maybe the dolphin sex.

[beautyfull]

Hi babe u don’t wanna rly do trivia do u

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i don't im sweating just thinking abt it why is my brain completely empty have i ever learned a single thing

[beautyfull]

Pop quiz which ones a cosine

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

the guy with good credit who gets suckered into vouching for you nailed it

[beautyfull]

see actually this one has more real world like applicability