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[rainbowfish]

I need a new team for pub trivia night. (This is the most serious problem I'm prepared to troubleshoot right now. Please don't ask me about anything else.)

DM: Crysta Waldinger

Are you doing anything for Enoch's birthday?

Comments

[beautyfull]

ok good but how many nobel prize winners do u know and have u ever viewed a basketball game

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
i can do my own errands!! id mostly need a distraction as i suspect he'll be suspicious of me which as that's his eternal state

[rainbowfish]

I know a reasonable number of Nobel Prize winners and I've seen a game of basketball.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
This is your last chance to rethink giving me this assignment. I'll do it, but you can't be mad at me for what happens.

[beautyfull]

ok the good news is you are still entirely in Consideration

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
will you Try

[rainbowfish]

It's an honor just to be nominated.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
I'll do my best.

[beautyfull]

also do u know anyone who knows art history i think that's our one weak link rn

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
that's all i ask
but as like SOME incentive i think i might reinstate favours if u fail this let's say 2

[rainbowfish]

I think Spirit double-majored in art history.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
This is a trap. You just want me in debt again. I accept cash to dogsit, you know.

[beautyfull]

spirit would decrease team morale to a point we couldn't go on

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
i know but i need to incentivize u to at least Try to evade truth

what if i threatened yr birthday as next

[rainbowfish]

Spirit's been known to win a trivia night or two in their time.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
That would be such a good threat if we weren't sharing a birthday. [...] Unless you want your own party. You do deserve it.

[beautyfull]

Spirit’s also been known to ditch entire groups upon encountering just one middling guy in a polo I don’t trust their judgment

DM: Crysta/Raine
[…] but it’s so depressing to throw yr own bday parties I never do that so u Gotta twin gemini w me. what if the threat was taking charge of yr bdays forever

Crysta/Raine

[rainbowfish]

Sorry. I'd volunteer if I was better at party-planning but you obviously deserve better than that.

Forever is definitely threatening.

Crysta/Raine

[beautyfull]

nah it's fine i just like. don't usually do anything for it which is also fine so this will be a fun excuse. maybe u will get better at party planning with enoch's and then ours you're not like, unteachable.

also? good. forever IS what u will get if u blab.

Crysta/Raine

[rainbowfish]

I mean, I can learn new tricks. I just feel bad practicing on you. Maybe I can do like a bonus second birthday party for you or something and lower the stakes a little.

Oh no.

Crysta/Raine

[beautyfull]

[…]actually that sounds rly nice
if you wanna! Low stakes parties are fun actually and we can brand it as just Exclusive