1/31 morning

[stophit]

so wtf's up with the feds. are they still in colchester. should we kick their asses

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[unperceive]

I could also spy on him, he wouldn't even see me

[beautyfull]

could u even like maybe take pics of his notes a lil bit

[unperceive]

How illegal is that on a scale of one to ten do we think

[beautyfull]

oh big ten FOR sure but if u don't get caught it's victimless

[unperceive]

Worst case scenario I enter my Orange is the New Black era anyway

[beautyfull]

i say this so sincerely you would THRIVE

[unperceive]

I've been getting bored here anyway tbh

[beautyfull]

aw. are you gonna like. leave

[unperceive]

Why? Would you miss me?

[beautyfull]

eh not rly

[unperceive]

boooo

[stophit]

oh shit. we could do a distraction for you

[unperceive]

Okay but don't do anything illegal

[stophit]

we got the onion sandwich plan. after that idk i guess we're gonna seduce the guy?

[unperceive]

Which one of you is going to seduce the guy?

[stophit]

obv zeke. but i can be like an unavailable straight jock if he's into that vibe

[unperceive]

We need a straight girl on our team so bad

[beautyfull]

FRESH outta those at the girl store

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

did they even check in the back

[beautyfull]

god they never do

i mean AS a half straight girl i could volunteer but i DON'T think my flirts would be welcome here they know my personality

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

aw what's wrong with ur personality

[beautyfull]

vapid, demanding, unpleasant...

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

if you were vapid you'd be less dangerous lmao

[beautyfull]

yeah i mean i know that
and u know that
but they don't need to yet

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok well if we need a girl i'll dig out a lacefront n make it work so u may remain a mystery