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[stophit]

so wtf's up with the feds. are they still in colchester. should we kick their asses

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[beautyfull]

cool bc i don't think they'd trust me twice in any capacity. get Lundy alone if u can?? He's WAY nicer. Also used to live in London if that helps

[stophit]

i don't know shit abt london. what are they into

[beautyfull]

idk actually, they wouldn't smalltalk much
NOT fun parties where your costumes come out of yr head thru a mask for sure

[stophit]

k so he's gonna be weird as shit. but maybe he'll think we're sexy in a dirtbag american kinda way

[beautyfull]

omg yeah seduce a government agent hot

[stophit]

wait maybe we need a girl with us. i'm still not gay

[beautyfull]

well zeke is

[stophit]

k i guess if he doesn't like me or zeke he can't be into dudes at all. we got the whole spectrum covered

[beautyfull]

omg u really are

but maybe get a backup girl juuust in case.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

ok but who has one of those just lying around

[unperceive]

I could also spy on him, he wouldn't even see me

[beautyfull]

could u even like maybe take pics of his notes a lil bit

[unperceive]

How illegal is that on a scale of one to ten do we think

[beautyfull]

oh big ten FOR sure but if u don't get caught it's victimless

[unperceive]

Worst case scenario I enter my Orange is the New Black era anyway

[beautyfull]

i say this so sincerely you would THRIVE

[unperceive]

I've been getting bored here anyway tbh

[beautyfull]

aw. are you gonna like. leave

[stophit]

oh shit. we could do a distraction for you

[unperceive]

Okay but don't do anything illegal

[stophit]

we got the onion sandwich plan. after that idk i guess we're gonna seduce the guy?

[unperceive]

Which one of you is going to seduce the guy?

[stophit]

obv zeke. but i can be like an unavailable straight jock if he's into that vibe

[unperceive]

We need a straight girl on our team so bad

[beautyfull]

FRESH outta those at the girl store