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[stophit]

so wtf's up with the feds. are they still in colchester. should we kick their asses

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

what if they have guns

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

this is not saying no i just wanna know how to dress

[stophit]

i'm basically immune to guns dude. just stand behind me

[stophit]

unless they go right thru me and hit you

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

if that happens i'll just be happy i was included

do we care what the fuck they're here for or

[stophit]

security has bulletproof vests. what if we just take one

that's a q for someone smarter to answer

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

no one can prove we didn't just forget to take them off after our shifts
unless they read the network but like why would they do that

ok cool i just wanna get aggressive and territorial and then brunch

[stophit]

network is for chill ppl only. have u ever seen a snitch post here

fuck yeah i've been craving the valiant vidalia

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

god i hope that doesn't mean i'm the snitch

how can someone crave that much onion and why do i want two

[stophit]

are you gonna tell em ahead of time we're coming

it's like a cleanse dude. you have one to clear the shit outta yr system and the second one to relax

[beautyfull]

omg one of them snapped her fingers at me like I was a dog or a child and I want to explode her own fingers from like an atomic level only i can't bc she's a cop

[stophit]

[...] i was joking about fighting em but now i wanna punch a fed fr

[beautyfull]

K don't do anything to get arrested for actually, I'd feel so bad but i think she should be bullied a lil bit.

[stophit]

trying to think of smth not illegal and i'm coming up blank. what if we sent them like [...] a dozen valiant vidalias

[beautyfull]

omg yeah.
Only they're 4-5 days old

[stophit]

are they staying here a week. cause i eat my vidalias like RIGHT AWAY. nothing lasts long in my fridge

[beautyfull]

yeah ernestine said that they're booked for a month i can let the bomb fester in my fridge

[stophit]

wtf are they looking for that they've got a whole month blocked out

[beautyfull]

something specific i think n techy.
but not mine n knock's tho

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

yeah whatshisface was fuckin w my glasses n was asking abt other shit i use but they ain't it

[stophit]

weird but dw me and zeke are on the case

[imaginist]

Don't do anything stupid.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but that's when 2 mimosa zeke really shines

[beautyfull]

cool bc i don't think they'd trust me twice in any capacity. get Lundy alone if u can?? He's WAY nicer. Also used to live in London if that helps

[beautyfull]

lmao literally why would anyone else need yr glasses unless they have yr v specific powers
you'd think they'd rule that out right away?