1/31 morning

[stophit]

so wtf's up with the feds. are they still in colchester. should we kick their asses

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[stophit]

unless they go right thru me and hit you

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

if that happens i'll just be happy i was included

do we care what the fuck they're here for or

[stophit]

security has bulletproof vests. what if we just take one

that's a q for someone smarter to answer

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

no one can prove we didn't just forget to take them off after our shifts
unless they read the network but like why would they do that

ok cool i just wanna get aggressive and territorial and then brunch

[stophit]

network is for chill ppl only. have u ever seen a snitch post here

fuck yeah i've been craving the valiant vidalia

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

god i hope that doesn't mean i'm the snitch

how can someone crave that much onion and why do i want two

[stophit]

are you gonna tell em ahead of time we're coming

it's like a cleanse dude. you have one to clear the shit outta yr system and the second one to relax

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

bro i can't tell you what i'll do in the future i'm like the fucking wind

p sure if i clear the shit out of my system i don't think i'll have any system left

[stophit]

if they can't predict us we're gonna have the upper hand here. we could get em to tell us anything

you gotta start thinking about your heart health, man. what if another monster attacks the station and you need to run

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

leonello hates me btw if you wanna use that or like hide me lmao

i'd offer him a hit off my blunt prob

[stophit]

why the f would she hate you

dude. [...] i gotta prioritize protecting eureka for boyfriend reasons but after that i'm gonna make sure you don't die

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i went to hs with her our lives
uh intersected lmao

bro that is a thankless job i'm telling u now

[stophit]

shit dude. did you dump a fed at prom

yeah. but why else would liminal jesus have given me this fucked up body if it wasn't to survive yr bullshit

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i didn't go to prom i was too busy blowing her dad

idk he's prob a fan of liminal mma yinz give him too much credit

[stophit]

[...] is she gonna shoot you fr

that would track. takes a real fucked up dude to come up with some of these powers

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

it's not an impossibility but she's prob smart enough to make it look like i got mugged tbh

[stophit]

does she know you can break every bone in her body

[imaginist]

Don't do anything stupid.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

but that's when 2 mimosa zeke really shines

[imaginist]

Hm. You might have a point. Surely they won't think you're capable of any subterfuge.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

did you plant a bug on my glasses

[imaginist]

If I did, would I tell you about that?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

at least turn it off when i'm giving myself a pep talk before work that's my time

[unperceive]

Honestly anyone who cares about you would want you to have the bulletproof vests, right

[stophit]

and we'd be confronting these agents FOR enodia security rly