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I need a new team for pub trivia night. (This is the most serious problem I'm prepared to troubleshoot right now. Please don't ask me about anything else.)

DM: Crysta Waldinger

Are you doing anything for Enoch's birthday?

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Does Zeke know anything?

Interesting proposal. Satisfying both our desire to prove our superiority and our desire to endlessly one-up each other. I'm willing to do a trial run.

i've never known anything

You must have some areas of expertise knowledge.

i lost that part of my brain in a terrible accident at the age of 17

There has to be something. Saturday morning cartoons? Drugstore makeup brands? Criminal activity? [...] Actually, that last one is already covered by Crysta and Raine.

a list of things i know:
- how to break a cheap lock
- greyhound bus stations in the ozarks
- a weird amount abt the history of west virginia area codes
- dolphin sex

None of these are useful. Well. Maybe the dolphin sex.

Hi babe u don’t wanna rly do trivia do u

i don't im sweating just thinking abt it why is my brain completely empty have i ever learned a single thing

Pop quiz which ones a cosine

the guy with good credit who gets suckered into vouching for you nailed it

see actually this one has more real world like applicability

nah he doesn’t really.

yay. cant wait to celebrate with and beat u.

What exactly is he bringing to the rel I'm willing to learn famous paintings, if you're willing to find someone who can cover the "Musicals" category.

We'll need both a punishment for in-team last place and a reward for in-team first place to keep us motivated. Winner gets to ask for anything they want?

surely there’s got to be a theatre nerd someplace here

Whatever they want is so open I’d like to establish a guideline here

Ugh. But do we want to hang out with a theatre nerd? Maybe we should just accept this category is a loss.

What? You don't trust your teammates?

we for sure don't and thank u for not making me. they'd get a little tipsy and do an impromptu performance and like, i can read some wikipedias or sondheim biographies and it's just as good.

oh yeah with my life i'm just surprised u trust your team that much

I would never subject you to showtunes. But you're right, our efforts are better spent on gaining only a cursory overview of unknown topics and bolstering knowledge in our special trivia categories. Or, we find a telepath.

Are we not on the same team? Or am I still pending approval?

would a telepath be cheating
not that i care but we'd have to make sure they were cool if so

no, we are.
ok. i'm not scared. anything we want if we win no holds no limits.

Oh, good point. I can't imagine anyone being cool if they could read my mind.

We can discuss rules if things get too unreasonable. Or if Raine actually wins one time.

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