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I need a new team for pub trivia night. (This is the most serious problem I'm prepared to troubleshoot right now. Please don't ask me about anything else.)

DM: Crysta Waldinger

Are you doing anything for Enoch's birthday?

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God, I hope TikTok dances don't come up that often. But I think I know enough about math to get us by.

DM: Raine/Crysta
Do you want me to throw you a surprise party for your 30th birthday?

it's like modern history n very topical raine it Might

DM: Raine/Crysta
no thanks. tho actually don't count yourself safe either
also pls specify will u help me with this or did u have something else planned for knock?

Okay, well, this is why we'd make a good team.

DM: Raine/Crysta
I didn't have anything planned. I wasn't sure he'd want to do anything and I figured he'd just say no either way if I asked. [...] I feel like he's not going to enjoy a big surprise party, but I assume you know that.

enoch also would like to be considered how do u feel about his chances here

DM: Raine/Crysta
idk i wouldn't be so sure. he's not as much of a bummer as he pretends to be and this party if u counted correctly has upwards of 9 primo spots for like, anthropological observation n fun experiments so

Can't get behind it. I think if you have Enoch on your team you're not going to need me.

DM: Raine/Crysta
Okay, well, I'll have to take your word for that. But I know you know he can tell when I'm lying to him.

idk he's not great at vintage pop culture how often does that come up

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
so just like. don't mention it. how hard is that.

All the time. So much.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
Harder if you have me running insane errands.

ok good but how many nobel prize winners do u know and have u ever viewed a basketball game

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
i can do my own errands!! id mostly need a distraction as i suspect he'll be suspicious of me which as that's his eternal state

Edited 2024-01-18 04:24 (UTC)

I know a reasonable number of Nobel Prize winners and I've seen a game of basketball.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
This is your last chance to rethink giving me this assignment. I'll do it, but you can't be mad at me for what happens.

ok the good news is you are still entirely in Consideration

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
will you Try

It's an honor just to be nominated.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
I'll do my best.

also do u know anyone who knows art history i think that's our one weak link rn

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
that's all i ask
but as like SOME incentive i think i might reinstate favours if u fail this let's say 2

I think Spirit double-majored in art history.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
This is a trap. You just want me in debt again. I accept cash to dogsit, you know.

spirit would decrease team morale to a point we couldn't go on

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
i know but i need to incentivize u to at least Try to evade truth

what if i threatened yr birthday as next

Spirit's been known to win a trivia night or two in their time.

[DM: Raine/Crysta]
That would be such a good threat if we weren't sharing a birthday. [...] Unless you want your own party. You do deserve it.

Spirit’s also been known to ditch entire groups upon encountering just one middling guy in a polo I don’t trust their judgment

DM: Crysta/Raine
[…] but it’s so depressing to throw yr own bday parties I never do that so u Gotta twin gemini w me. what if the threat was taking charge of yr bdays forever

Sorry. I'd volunteer if I was better at party-planning but you obviously deserve better than that.

Forever is definitely threatening.

nah it's fine i just like. don't usually do anything for it which is also fine so this will be a fun excuse. maybe u will get better at party planning with enoch's and then ours you're not like, unteachable.

also? good. forever IS what u will get if u blab.

I mean, I can learn new tricks. I just feel bad practicing on you. Maybe I can do like a bonus second birthday party for you or something and lower the stakes a little.

Oh no.

Edited (raine is haunted by the fact that crysta sometimes didn't get birthday parties as a child) 2024-01-19 05:06 (UTC)

[…]actually that sounds rly nice
if you wanna! Low stakes parties are fun actually and we can brand it as just Exclusive

Edited (I’m sorry for all the bday trauma and also that she still cannot just say thanks) 2024-01-19 05:18 (UTC)

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