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[stophit]

anyone wanna help me with my survey

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[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Start with small lies and crank them up the longer this shit goes on

[beautyfull]

ooooh i can start by saying i feel a little like, irritated, and crank my emotions all the way up to Murderously Vengeful and see when they begin to question it

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Do we know who's actually reading these things is an algorithm gonna red flag me if it can tell I was just circling threes and fives

[beautyfull]

uhhh how could they possibly contest yr powers feel 3 today. they don't know.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

They're gonna call me in and ask me to read letters and find out my terrible secret that I'm not actually blind I just don't know how to read

[beautyfull]

why would u need to read words when you can read bones anyway

that said next eye test please call a U like, "upside down umbrella" as this will Amuse Me

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

I've got the chart memorized see it's tibia upside down umbrella two crossed tibias vertebra but just a single one and it's facing me and two more crossed tibias at an angle this time

[beautyfull]

doctor this man has 20-20 vision i don't know what you are talkin about this chart has always said IUTOX

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

Wait Siri no don't read that out you'll summon the demon that

[beautyfull]

the demon that what