feb 14 2023

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

am i in hell

Comments

[unperceive]

I like to think you'd go to purgatory first.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

appreciate the confidence but idt there's enough unbaptized babies

[unperceive]

Purely self-serving. If you go to hell I will for sure.

Why does your Valentine's Day suck?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i was specifically instructed not to get drunk before my first report from the front lines

[beautyfull]

i kinda buy into that theory sometimes that we all like died when the rifts got here and we've been in hell ever since itd explain sooooo much

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

is that why i haven't seen the sun for 800 yrs

[beautyfull]

idk or was that bc you stared directly into it

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i thought it would heal me of my mental illnesses

[imaginist]

Depends. Which kind of hell?

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

the kind with $40 cocktails

[imaginist]

I have a hard time believing a place that serves $40 cocktails would let you through the door.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

see that was my plan when i agreed

[rainbowfish]

I'm going to take your phone away from you.

[beautyfull]

why. are you at Other Plans.

[rainbowfish]

None of your business.

[imaginist]

You can't expect me to ignore schemes and machinations.

[rainbowfish]

Can you contain all schemes and machinations to the next 45 minutes?

[rafflesian]

it's just that fifth bang taking a toll on your heart

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

it was rainbow unicorn flavor was i supposed to leave it in the fridge

[rafflesian]

yes it was. yes you were.

you know mommy needs her juice when she's out of adderall.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

wtf is mommy doing at work all day if she ain't making speed

Zeke/Sal

[stophit]

hey what should i do for eureka for vday

Zeke/Sal

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

give them a sexy crime to commit

Zeke/Sal

[stophit]

what makes a crime sexy. like where does shoplifting rank on the sexy/unsexy scale

Zeke/Sal

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i mean depends on what yr stealing n how likely y'all're to die