2/9/24. In the evil Groupchat.

[unperceive]

I un-fucked-up the security footage from the six-hour gap in our memories after the plane crash and I regret to inform you all that anyone who was awake (me included) just standing around like the Paranormal Activity woman for most of that time. Right before we all woke up something happened realfast and some people got ?moved around?, but none of the cameras operate at a high enough framerate to capture whatever happened. It was like, sub a tenth of a second and then it was over.

More interestingly: we also unfucked some of the data readings from this period and in that little blip there was another collision with the dome. It has the same mass and velocity as the plane did, but in reverse.

Also Lundy will NOT stop texting me and I think we should kill him

Comments

[imaginist]

You want me to put that in writing?

[rainbowfish]

You can tell me to my face later but then I'll know if you're bluffing or not.

[imaginist]

First, I've been practicing. Second, your lack of faith in me is offensive. Do you really think I have any moral limits?

[rainbowfish]

A couple.

[imaginist]

Only because I know what you'd think.

[rainbowfish]

Cute, but I don't believe it.

[imaginist]

You should. Your disapproval is incredibly inconvenient to me.

[rainbowfish]

My disapproval that you're preemptively imagining on your own without consulting me about it? That might just be your conscience.

[imaginist]

Take that back.

[rainbowfish]

Sorry. You're very evil and the only two things stopping you from being a supervillain are your lack of time manipulation powers and your questionable taste in men.

[imaginist]

I forgive you. Never utter that vile word again when I see you.

[rainbowfish]

I'll add it to the list.