1/31 morning

[stophit]

so wtf's up with the feds. are they still in colchester. should we kick their asses

Comments

[rainbowfish]

It's furniture. Its job isn't to look nice.

[imaginist]

Incorrect. Audaciously so. Your furniture is the first thing you see when you wake up. It's what you return to at night. Its ugliness sets the tone for the entire day.

[rainbowfish]

Wow, I did not realize my furniture was ruining my life so aggressively.

[imaginist]

You don't actually have to do anything here. Simply give me permission to replace objects in your apartment.

[rainbowfish]

The fish is non-negotiable.

[imaginist]

It wouldn't be you and Poet without the grotesque kitsch. But you'll see, it'll be a home worthy of two working professionals not suffering from any serious mood disorders.

[rainbowfish]

I'd also like to emphasize the word replace. I can have different things. I can't have more things.

[imaginist]

Understood. What if you don't realise it's an addition and not a replacement?

[rainbowfish]

Careful or I'll demand an itemized bill.

[imaginist]

I'll behave. You're already letting me get away with quite a bit.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

Do let me pay for it, though.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

I think you're much better off not knowing what the price tag will be.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

This is exactly my concern. I don't want to own a sofa I'm afraid to sit on.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

Mohair velvet is an exceptionally durable material for sofas. It'll stand up well to yours and Poet's wild bachelor lifestyles.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

That's not how I'd describe what's happening in here, but sure.

These couches cost too much.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

Personally, I would never be bored if I had a roommate as intriguing as yours.

You like to be spoiled. Let me.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

Never bored, but sometimes I find a partially flayed Furby in my kitchen.

There is a small difference in scale here. But if you're sure. [...] Money's just weird for me sometimes.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

Ah, but how do they do Furby surgery? You've never wanted to watch?

I suppose I don't have the most normal relationship with money either. From the opposite side. [...] I get carried away. But I can attempt restraint.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

No. You can never unsee that.

I like that you get carried away even if I am weird about money.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

Have you ever considered moving out?

[...] You do a terrible job of discouraging my excesses, you know.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

Not really. [...] I spend enough time at your place to get a break from Poet's antics anyway.

I could put up more of a fight, but I know you're going to win in the end anyway.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

You're practically an unofficial roommate with how often you're over here.

Quite right. Know that I will be destroying your old depressing furniture, so regret isn't an option.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

I like to think I earn my keep.

A little extreme. Have you considered Craigslist?

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

You have your uses. I rate the experience [...] 6/10.

Who is going to drive to Enodia to take this couch? With all the chaos that happens here, that's nearly an invitation for some obscure Liminal bug to invade their home. No, no. Destruction is better.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

You're giving me a failing grade?