a) You are too devious to let yourself be used solely as a fancy Ivy League guinea pig, you'll be running circles around everyone in that lab within two weeks; and b) has it occurred to you that I'd love to see you murder an entire party of people? The numbers it would do on TikTok!

If I promise to add deep breathing exercises to my schedule, will you promise to not mess with my endocrinal system in any way?