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[stophit]

so wtf's up with the feds. are they still in colchester. should we kick their asses

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[imaginist]

Well. That's what the other secret projects are for.

[imaginist]

You don't actually have to do anything here. Simply give me permission to replace objects in your apartment.

[beautyfull]

oh right the telepath brains in jars

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

i didn't go to prom i was too busy blowing her dad

idk he's prob a fan of liminal mma yinz give him too much credit

[rainbowfish]

The fish is non-negotiable.

[imaginist]

It wouldn't be you and Poet without the grotesque kitsch. But you'll see, it'll be a home worthy of two working professionals not suffering from any serious mood disorders.

[imaginist]

They'll assist us with our questioning. If we can eliminate everyone in our division as suspicious, then it means the FBI is looking for someone/something outside of Enodia.

[beautyfull]

Do u think the researchers would forgive us for like, hacking into their computers just a little bit to prove they're boring.
it's the easiest way minus the brains

[rainbowfish]

I'd also like to emphasize the word replace. I can have different things. I can't have more things.

Waldingers

[imaginist]

If you check their computers, I'll talk to them to verify they're not lying.

[imaginist]

Understood. What if you don't realise it's an addition and not a replacement?

Waldingers

[beautyfull]

Deal. And if they rly are holding out on us we should threaten but not rly give them to the fbi

[stophit]

[...] is she gonna shoot you fr

that would track. takes a real fucked up dude to come up with some of these powers

[rainbowfish]

Careful or I'll demand an itemized bill.

Waldingers

[imaginist]

We would never sell out a colleague to the FBI. But they don't need to know that. They just have to be grateful to us.

[imaginist]

I'll behave. You're already letting me get away with quite a bit.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

Do let me pay for it, though.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

I think you're much better off not knowing what the price tag will be.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

This is exactly my concern. I don't want to own a sofa I'm afraid to sit on.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

Mohair velvet is an exceptionally durable material for sofas. It'll stand up well to yours and Poet's wild bachelor lifestyles.

[bwnedpronouncedboned]

it's not an impossibility but she's prob smart enough to make it look like i got mugged tbh

[stophit]

does she know you can break every bone in her body

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

That's not how I'd describe what's happening in here, but sure.

These couches cost too much.

Raine/Enoch

[imaginist]

Personally, I would never be bored if I had a roommate as intriguing as yours.

You like to be spoiled. Let me.

Raine/Enoch

[rainbowfish]

Never bored, but sometimes I find a partially flayed Furby in my kitchen.

There is a small difference in scale here. But if you're sure. [...] Money's just weird for me sometimes.