they better not bc like a)nothing’s changing except im gonna be someone else’s fave sentient microscope for a few yrs woo big deal b) literally i will liquify the spine of whomsoever hands me so much as a congrats card i swear to god that blood will be on yr hands knock

man yr also soooo lucky i happen to be learning how to decrease cortisol levels as u round the big 30 bend this could be a real disaster on yr hands otherwise