It's my curse to see the truth. [...] I don't actually think you'd disgrace it. First of all, you'd be entering a different speciality, and second, I have a considerable head start when it comes to professional reputation. But you could certainly make yourself the more popular Dr. Waldinger, if you were committed.

Right, we have incredibly different ideas of what constitutes a relaxing time. I'll stick with work and inventing increasingly complex ways to encrypt my research, thank you.